Don't worry about this. Just... trying to be creative o.O;

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"Michyyyaaa~ <3"

Okay, all concentration was shot thanks to that cheerful greeting. The blonde crumpled his newspaper and glared at the onyx-haired beauty who leaned over the back of the couch. "Joshua! Can't you ever come into the apartment quietly?!"

Joshua pulled back, pursing his lips in a cute pout, and tapped his chin, black finger nail polish glinting as he did so. "I could... but then you'd just get mad at me for sneaking up on you!" You could practically see the little hearts floating around his head, before his eyes flashed red, and he launched himself over the couch, landing squarely in the taller boy's lap.

There was a muttered complaint from Michael as Joshua landed just so in his lap, daintily wrapping his arms around his neck. Leaning in closely, Joshua nuzzled at Michael's neck, placing a soft kiss just under his jaw. "Love you, Michya~" he cooed, and lay his head against Michael's neck.

'Not what I expected...' Michael cast a suspicious look towards the older vampire cuddling him. "Joshua..." Eyeshadowed lids fluttered sweetly, and eyes that were too innocent gazed up at him. Okay, that was even more suspicious... "NO, Joshua!" he said, and promptly pushed the older vampire off his lap.

A squeak issued from Joshua as he flopped onto the floor in front of Michael. Tears welled up in his eyes and Michael felt his insides clench. Joshua always knew how to look like a kicked puppy. Not that he had any particular affinity to dogs, but a kicked Joshua puppy was just about the worst thing in the world.

"C'mon Michya~ You never go with me..."

Michael twitched, and all sympathy he felt for Joshua was gone. "I am NEVER going to those things! They make all vampires seem like... like they have black hair, and dark eyes, and wear leather and paint their finger nails and... and wear dark lipstick..." He trailed off as Joshua stood, showing off his dark hair, and black lipstick and full leather outfit. "Well, not EVERY vampire is like you!"

Joshua giggled, and sat down next to Michael. "Yeah. Occassionally, we have you cute non-vampiric vampires~"

"Non-vampiric vampires?" Michael's eyes began to glow. "I drink blood just like you do." Joshua wrapped his arms around Michael's neck again.

His voice was smooth and soothing, whispered into Michael's ear. "I know, Michya~. So why don't you come with me, and show all those vampires what's what..." Michael jumped up, eyes flashing hotly.

"THEY. ARE. NOT. VAMPIRES. They're fakers who just like to pretend!"

"And they're so CUTE!" gushed the dark-haired vampire.

Michael rubbed at his temples, eyes squished shut in frustration. He knew he'd give in at the end, and yet they STILL had this argument. When would one of them learn?

"So we're going then, yes?"

"Yes..." ... dammit. That smug look of satisfaction needed to be wiped off Joshua's face... But that would come later... after this stupid 'vampire party.' Damn Joshua and his convincing personality....